My girlfriend was on Late Night with Conan O’Brien last night. Heres the video: And here is the song with better sound. Yea, were dating she just doesn’t know it… YET!

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As I’m sitting here working in my cube a song comes on my Ipod that I remember from my youth. It’s by one of the greatest guitarist of one of the greatest bands of all time. The artist Pete Townsend from The Who. I mention this to you today because, as I was listening to [...]

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1. Queen Latiah is gay? And this affects me how? 2. Ashley Tisdale got a nose job. Who is she again? (Besides hot of course, I already knew that.) She wouldn’t have needed a nose job if she would have just done the frackin’ dishes like her old man told her too! 3.Chimp out smarts [...]

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There has been a rash of celebrity sighting around here today. Or at least they keep getting paged over the intercom. It all started a few months ago with a page for Ron Burgundy. Ever since then and about once a month, and only late on Fridays I hear a page for a character from [...]

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Facebook has a application called “My Lil Lohan” and no its not about what you think (if what you think is calling you wang your “Lil Lohan” which means you have some massive problems). What it is about is treating the skank celebrity as a nice girl or you can treat her like the drunken [...]

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A friend says I remind her of Peter Krause. Not sure who that is but whateva. I’m busier that a one legged man in an ass kickin contest, busier that a cat covering up shit, busier that a New Jersey whore during fleet week. You get the idea. I won’t have time to give you [...]

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I’m still considering walking off the job and following this chick on the road. Seriously, how long do you think it would take to max out my credit cards? This is her on Letterman and when I fell in love with her. Watch it fellas she’s mine.

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