Last night I accomplished this amazing feat of awesomeness.
Check it FOOLS!

You are officially challenged.
I am THE MINESWEEPER KING!!
And dont for get this!

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A disasterous email form the SIS:
After having a great saturday of running errands, going to a cross country meet and going to a pumpkin match with our friends, the kids & I got home and starting unloading our pumpkins.
I was outside on the front porch arranging the pumpkins & gourds and I hear Zach in [...]

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Pop Quiz Hot Shot!
You walk in the front door of your house. You have the sudden feeling that you have a solider coming out of the foxhole. You race to the head, sit down, and drop the kiddies off at the pool.
Look to your right, at the paper roll…
Empty…
Shit…
“No biggie”, you think, you’ll just reach over [...]

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Mine went from great to shitty in a matter of seconds.
We’ll get to the great part once I have a confirmation. IT’S BEEN CONFIRMED!!!!
Lets look at the shitty part.
I was driving to work, in the afternoon, along Ward Parkway, minding my own business. I was in the far left lane heading south coming up to [...]

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I would be remiss if I did not publicly congratulate Topher from I’ll Run For Donuts on his great accomplishment. No, its not running the Hospital Hill Half Mary (That’s what runners call half marathon. If it was a full marathon It would just be called a Full Mary) last weekend. That’s no big deal [...]

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Lady Doomsday (Katie Horner) is at it again! She is already putting the fear of GOD in to all the weak Kansas Citians. See for your self here. But it basically says that there will be hundreds of tornados breaking out all over the Midwest tomorrow (Thursday). Now she didn’t actually wright the artive but [...]

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Last night I’m at the gym just finishing an ass kickin workout on my abs. I work out at a gym that is on top of a high rise building smack in the middle of downtown. The work out room and all of the cardio equipment face south over looking Signal Hill and I-35 and [...]

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