People piss me off, and what better time than the first post of the new year to tell you about how some people make me want to strangle them.

First up Twitters.

1. No one cares FUCKING cares who the fuck you followed first or who the FUCK was your first GAWD DAM follower.
2. Twitter Groups are the LAMEST FUCKING GROUPS ON EARTH. They’re even lamer than most Face book groups. (The groups that I’m in on Face book are the fucking coolest, they’re the bomb.com.)
3. People that post your twitter post to your Face book status, and your fucking brightlite status. Not only are you forcing me to read your stupid tweets once but I have to read them again on Face book.  No one fucking cares where the fuck you’re twittering from, so knock it the fuck off!

Read the rest of the annoying Twitter shit that shitty people do on Shea’s post. I’m too pissed off to list the same items. But just know that I agree with her 100%

While were on the subject of Face book. I hate you motherfuckers that set up a face book page and NEVER EVER put anything in your status. You might as well just put, Mitch Cumstine “is a FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!” If you have a face book profile you need to know that the rule for updating your status is that you need one every 24-48 hours. Or don’t fucking set one a fucking profile! Setting up a page just because all the “cool kids” (i.e. The D) are doing it is fucking LAME! If all the cool kids were punching themselves in the face at the top every hour would you do it? You probably would because you’re an annoying little bitch! It’s a fucking social network dumb-shit! BE SOCIAL!!

Second, Christmas decorations.

They come down on New Years Day NO EXCEPTIONS! I don’t give a FLYIN’ FUCK if you have the worst hangover known to mankind. Get your lazy alcoholic ass off the FUCKING couch and take those MOTHER-FUCKING things down! NOW! The FUCKIN’ season is over! And don’t give me any BULLSHIT about not taking them down until the Epiphany. The lights on the outside of your dilapidated house don’t have shit to do with any GAWD DAM religion. I don’t fucking care what your pastor, Ned Flanders says, TAKE THOSE FUCKING THINGS DOWN! FYI, If your pastor is Ned Flanders, then your a fucking devil worshiper, Ned is left handed and we all know left handed people are the devils soldiers, and so are fuckin’ cats. If you want to leave the stuff up on the INSIDE of your housr by all means knock yourself out, but I dont want to see that shit until November.

And that goes for you fuckin’ jerk-offs on the Plaza! You’re the motherfucking worst offenders.

The next victims are people that can’t check a box on a mother-fucking RSVP card. Seriously how fuckin’ hard is it for you to check a box? Are you FUCKING coming or not? You put your stupid ass hippie name on the stupid thing, why can’t you check a GAWD DAM BOX! Seriously? Is it that FUCKIN’ hard? Cause we can always just let the fucking Club die after 88 fuckin’ years you know. People are fucking LAZY!

HEY, Mr/Mrs. Fucking Pretentious, can you please try to remind everyone that you live on the FUCKIN’ Plaza in EVERY FUCKIN’ TWEET instead of every other tweet. NO ONE CARES WHERE YOU LIVE, DICK FACE!! We laugh at you because you paid WAAAAY to much for little shit hole of a condo. I could have bought twice the size and spent half as much just by moving 4 blocks to the west. You’re a fucking MORON, AND A PRICK!

People that censor their cuss words like F$%k, and Sh!T. You’re an adult, talk like one. If you don’t want to cuss then don’t. It’s your choice, but don’t make me decipher your post or tweets like I’m a fuckin’ enigma machine. I don’t spell out Gawd because taking the Lords name in vane is a fucking sin. I’m not the one going to fuckin’ hell. YOU ARE, ya fuckin dick face.

And finally, you little bitches that wear your baseball hats backwards. What the fuck are you thinking? Well, you’re obviously not thinking are you? The BILL GOES IN THE FUCKING FRONT! You look like a fucking DOUCHE BAG! I should create a blog titled Douche Bags with their Hats on Backwards.com I’d only post picks of jerk-offs like you that wear your hats backwards. You make me want to punch you in your stupid FUCKING DICKFACE FACE.

If you have grievances of your own, now is your fucking chance, Hot Shit.

Dump them in the comments.