I’m not going to recap the whole 2.5 hours because then I’d have to watch it again, and I don’t have that kind of time. I have homeless people to beat up. (One of these days I going to find who I’m looking for.)

So I’m only going with a overall theory.

Not everyone died in the plane crash. What happened on the island really happened. The flash-sideways world was a passage way to the light i.e. heaven. Everyone in the Sideways world was dead. They either died on the island or died some where and at some time after.

The church was a place that they all made together so they could all find each other.

(which answers the question why they always had to come and go from the island together as a group) BOOM! YOU JUST GOT UNIVERSED! (I heard that on HIMYM tonight, so had to use it.)

Jack saved the Light when he rescued the Island. We were told by Jacob this season, that if the Light goes out here, on the island, it goes out everywhere and everyone you love would simply cease to be. If the Light had gone out, no one would never have reconnected with their loved ones again. But because Jack saved it, they all get to live happily ever after in the afterlife.

If you hadn’t noticed the blood on Jacks neck in the sideways world was a sign that Jack was either already dead or was dieing. Another sign was that appendix scare that he noticed but couldn’t remember when he had his appendix removed? That is from when Locke stabbed him a couple of times.

In this seasons first episode Rose says to Jack “You can let go now”. This was in the sideways world. She was trying to tell him to let go of this world and go in to the next.

Hugo and Ben stayed on the island and lived a long time. Kate, Claire, Lapidus, Sawyer, Miles and Richard all got off the island and live there lives. Kate tells Jack that she missed him.

I’m sure this has some holes and its not meant to answer everything. I watched the episode 24 hours ago and I don’t take notes while watching. So I know I missed some things, and I’m not going to steal stuff from other sites. But you should read this one.

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There seams to be a division among the people that watched Lost about the finale. You either loved it or you hated it.

Here my theory on that:

If you were interested in the Characters and how each of them were flawed. How the love stories were played out and who was going to end up with whom then you probably liked this episode.

But if you were more interest in the mysteries of the island, like why Jacobs statue had 4 toes, Why women couldn’t have babies on the island, and all of those sort of questions the you probably hated it. Because those questions were never answered.

Where do you fall? Im kind of on the fence. I like the episode but I wish they would have stuck with the island mysteries, Darma Initiative, Hanso Foundation, The Degroots, Those are the kinds of mysteries that have kept me watching from the beginning.

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When I watch a television show I watch to be entertained.  That’s what TV is for entertainment. So at the end of this series I have to ask myself, “Self, were you entertained?” And if I were to answer my own question I’d have to say “Well, Self, Yes, yes I was entertained.”

Now I just need to get my hands on that special features disk of the box set that comes out later this year.

Now I’d like to know your closing thoughts on the finale and the series it’s self. What did you like, what did you dislike? Did you watch from the beginning? Why did you keep watching, why did you stop?

FYI this is the shortest review for any LOST episode you will ever read. You’re Welcome. (seriously what’s wrong with some of these people how can they come up with 11,000 words of a freaking tv show every week. Who has the time to read all that?

Namaste

Ive given up on trying to get the numbers of the episode right, fuck it.

That was a sweet episode right? Not the best this season but pretty good.

Things we’ve learned:

• At the beginning I thought that was Snookie floating in the ocean.
• Claudia was Jacobs and whats his face/ MIB real mother
• Still no name for MIB DAMN YOU LOST WRITERS!! (shakes fist)
• They were both born on the island.
• Why did the lady kill Claudia?
• The kids running around the jungle are Jacob and MIB.
• MIB is dead his soul is the smoke monster. He can take the shape of any dead person, Locke, Christian Shepard, even HIMSELF.
• Jacob finished the donkey wheel that MIB started that is how he travels off the island.
• Tunnel Of Light…is the source of life and death and rebirth. MIB dies in the tunnel and is reborn as the smoke Monster.
• The MIB stabs his “mother” and she say “thank you”. Why? Because death was the only escape she would ever have from the island.
• Jacob drinks wine from the cup and destined to guard the Tunnel of Light until he is replaced. Richard agrees to help Jacob Jacob offers him a drink.
• Mother and MIB bodies become the original Adam and Eve. A question that has been asked from the middle part of  season 1.
• Smokey makes the women infertile so that Jacob can’t get someone to replace him.
• Or maybe they become infertile because of the electromagnetism coming from the island.

When I realized that MIB had been dead all this time I get the same feeling I get when I realized the Bruce Willis was dead the whole time in the Sixth Sense. creepy

So Jacob has been having conversations with his dead brother for all these years? The Smoke Monster been taking the shape of MIB all these years? Just as the Smoke Monster took over Locke bode. Is the smoke monster even the soul of Jacobs brother? Or was the Smoke Monster RELEASED from the tunnel when MIB floated in to it? Jacob must know that the Smoke monster isn’t his brother.

From a Lost website I read -

We know from Jacob’s previous “cork”/”wine” analogy that the island is the device that keeps all the evil from spilling out into the world. We know from Charles Widmore that if it does escape, it’s the end of “everyone we love.” And we know from tonight’s episode that the Man In Black absorbed all the light of the island, becoming the embodiment of pure evil (the Smoke Monster). MIB wants off the island, but can only do so if all the candidates are dead. And he can’t kill the candidates himself–which is why we’ve seen him “scan” Losties throughout the six seasons. (Who could forget that scene with Smokey coming face to face with Eko and flashing scenes of his life before him.

Interesting, no?

Your Thoughts?

Being the Lost expert that I’m not I thought I’d give my thoughts on the last couple of episodes while the flood of Noah is on it’s way. These are just my thoughts but I better put a ***SPOILER ALERT*** out there just in case.

May 11 – “Across the Sea” – This episode will not have any of the regular cast. It’s going to tell the back story of Jacob and MIB. It will be the one devoted to explaining who the MIB and Jacob are – or at least how they are related, IF they’re related. Is the Man in Black/MIB/Locke character Esau, the brother of Jacob, from the bible? I don’t think so, because I don’t think Jacob is the Jacob from the bible. Some other questions I want answered. When did they get to the island? How did they get there? How long have they been there? Who built the statue that Jacob lives in? Why does MIB hate Jacob so much? I hoping we get these answers.

May 18 – “What They Died For” – Look for Libby, Ana Lucia, Shannon, Boone, and Michael to return in this episode, if not the last episode. Judging by the title I’d say this one will have some answers as to why some characters have died during the 6 seasons. Also look for Rousseau to show up in this episode also.

May 23 – “The End” –  I HAVE NO IDEA! I could tell you what I have found on the web but some of the theories I have read are all over the place.

So I’ll give up those theories once we get closer to the season finale.

FYI: On Sunday May 23^rd ABC will start off at 6 pm central with the original pilot episode with pop-ups giving us new information. Like what? I don’t know. The final episode will be 2.5 hours then Kimmel will have a bunch of the cast on his show that night. The final will be 2.5 hours?

Check this shiz out!

In a typical hour long show you get 44 min actual show on average. The remaining time is taken up by commercials.

SO!

43×2=86

In a typical 30 min show you get 22 minutes of the show.

86+22 =108

OMFG!

You just wet yourself with my awesomeness didn’t you?

Wait what?

I almost forgot, if you’re in the Kansas City area and want to see the 2.5 hour finale at a movie theater you can. A screening will be held at the new Zona Rosa Studio Movie Grill Located at 7430 NW 87th Street Kansas City Missouri 64153

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Or as I like to call it the “Death Episode”. What’s with all the dead people, yo?

Sun and Jin drown in the sub. Jin did say that he would never leave her again. So sad but I have to tell ya I kinda saw it coming. I mean Jacob couldn’t even decide which one of them to put on the candidate list so he put both? Lame. And if everyone else on the list were men why would Sun be on the list what made her so special?

Sayid goes boom. Lets be honest, no one is to broken hearted about the professional hitman from the Iraqi Republican Guard dying.

Did you notice that the only people killed were foreigners?

In case you didn’t hear what Sayid said before he got blowed up the sub, it was “It’s going to be you, Jack.”

So as it turns out MIB can’t actually kill any of them, because they’re all still candidates. Jack was finally 100% right in a crisis sitch, and correctly predicted that Locke can’t kill the candidates (despite him telling Jack otherwise) and Locke conjured up a way to get the candidates to kill themselves. (Locke didn’t pull the wire that made the bomb go off in the submarine. Sawyer did.) Just as Locke got Ben to do his dirty work and kill Jacob.

As Jack said, they would half to kill each other. But, MIB can’t just up and leave the island. MIB needs them to leave the Island – that is, he needs them to be DEAD in order to leave the Island. The MIB couldn’t leave the Island when Jacob was killed BECAUSE OF THE CANDIDATES.

I am also tired of all this we have to come and go from the island as a group, (ooohhh wwweee whud up wif dat?)

Lets not forget that Ben, Richard, and Miles, are still out there roaming around on the island. And Desmond is still in the well. Unless Sayid pulled him out?

Looks as though MIB can’t be killed or Widmores goons are the worst shots in history.

Why is everyone saying that Lapidus, or LaPenis as I like to call him, is dead? I didn’t see him die when did that happen?

Observations

When MIB killed the 2 men outside the plane, he took the watch off one of the dead men (the same watch he used on the bomb) BEFORE he found the bomb on the plane , so… he knew the bomb was on the plane all along.

Rose and Bernard are still alive on the island.

Remember when Jack, Sawyer, Kate and Hurley were all on the Dock at the end of season two, with Ben and Mr. Friendly? OMFG! Is the same list!! Hurley was set free, told to leave and tell his friends to NEVER try to find them? All the while Jack gave him an approving nod that it was ok. Will Hurley get off the island with the same purpose and mission?

Random thought from past episodes:

Sideways Desmond has it all figured out. That is why he ran over Locke, got Claire to meet with Jack at the lawyers’ office. Now he just has to bust Kate out of jail.

Here is a list of questions that I want answered.

They are in no particular order.

Why can’t women have babies on the island? (Except for Rousseau, and Sun.)

How come everyone has to leave the island as a group? This show better not end up as some stupid psa about safety in numbers bullshit.

Who is that kid on the island?

What is MIB real name?

What exactly were Walts “special” powers?

Kansas City Chiefs first round pick of the 2010 NFL Draft.

Here is his Heisman web site

Here is another video of Eric Berry.

Today April 13 is my 4 year blogiversary. So HAPPY BLOGIVERSARY TO ME!!

First I’d like to thank a few people who have helped me keep this thing going.

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End of list.

(if I actually listed those people that list would never end.)

Lets get right to the tale of the tape:

I’ve had a total of 707, 815 page loads and 153, 730 unique hits.

852 posts counting this one.

1796 comments

and

3 dates. (not counting stalkers)

Seriously, 3 dates from a real women that I otherwise would not have met if I didn’t have this blog. But she was smart and saw though my shenanigans pretty quickly.

I’m the only single dude that blogs about himself (when I do blog) in the Kansas City Blogossiphere.

And I wild continue to do so.

I’m writing this just as its happening so this might be a little disjointed.

• Obviously the people with the NVG’s (that’s what we called Night Vision Goggles in the Marine Corps) are Widmores people.
• We already know Kwon means Jin. All of the others were men so I think its a safe assumption.
• Sun and Jin check in a hotel under different names, and Jin says they aren’t married. This is one of the differences in the flash sideways storyline.
• Saiyd doesn’t feel any emotions. One of the side effects from being brought back from the dead?
• Jin isn’t sitting around while Locke is out traipsing around the jungle. He’s going to go find Sun.
• BLOW GUN ATTACK!!!
• They take Jin!!

Commercial.

• Sun doesn’t want to hear about Jack and his destiny, bullshit.
• Sun and Jin make sexxy time. (brown-chicken-brown-cow.)
• Locke tells Sun that he can take her to Jin. She says no. Lock won’t make her do any thing against her will. Sun bolts the chase is one like Donkey Kong.

Commercial.

• Sexxy time over.
• Kreamy is at the door! Oh noz!
• Locke returns back to his camp. Everyone is still passed out from the blow gun attack. Locke is not happy. (sad face)
• Jin is in a strange room. He flips a switch, every thing goes haywire! He’s in room 23 where Alex boyfriend was being held in that one episode during that one season. (hey I told you I’m writing this on the fly.) I think Kate and Sawyer helped him escape but then he was shot on the beach. Alex was sad.
• Claire’s name wasn’t on the wall. Locke lies to Claire he said her name wasn’t on the wall, not any more. But we know it was but it was crossed out.  Locke tells Claire the he still needs Kate. Locke is 3 people shy of getting all six off the island and he needs Kate to get Jack, Hurley, and Sun to get off the island. But after they are all off the island then what ever happens to Kate happens.
• Sayer cracks some joke at Locke’s expense. Mr. Sawyer don’t make the Smoke Monster angry you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

Commercial.

• Sun gives Kreamy the watch.
• It’s that one-eyed Russian dude from one of the outpost on the island!  OH NOZ!!
• Oh brother Sun hits her head and and can how hear and understand English but can only speak Korean.
• Richard comes back from his walk about.
• Locke arrives on the Hydra island. He says he comes in peace, my first though “YOU GO IN PIECES”.
• Widmore and Locke ave a face off on the beach Lock cant pass the pylons. Sayid be circling around he came to the Hydra  island with Locke.

Commercial.

• Richard sets the plan in motion to blow up the plane that Locke plans to take to get off the island. Richard and this group dont know that Widmore is on the other island.
• Sun cant get the money that Kreamy wants out of her back account. Her father closed it. They money is the 25g’s that was confiscated at the airport when flight 815 landed.
• Kreamy tells the other dude to go get the arab guy. They are referring to Sayid.
• Kreamy said he wouldn’t tell Suns father about her and Jin but he did, that must be why her account was closed.
• Kreamy says that the 25 g’s was payment from Suns dad for killing Jin.
• Jin speaks English.
• Zoe is a geophysicist.
• Widmore isnt happy with Zoe for capturing Jin so early in the plan. Tells her to get the package from the sub and take it to the infirmary.
• Widmore gives Jin a camera that they found in Suns luggage. It has pic of Sun and Jin daughter. He didn’t know Sun had a baby girl.
• Widmore has been kept a part from Penny just like Jin has been kept apart from his daughter. (I’m not even going to try to spell her name.)
• Widmore came to the island to make sure Locke doesn’t get off the island. Looks like Widmore is playing for team Jacob.
• THE PACKAGE ISN’T A WHAT! ITS A WHO?!? WHAAAAA?!? WHO IS THE PACKAGE?!?!?!?

Commercial (dang)

• Jin is in the cooler we can hear Sayid talking. Gun shots just like in Sayid flash sideways.
• Sayid gives Jin a box cutter to gut himself out of the duct tape.
• The Russian and Sun come to the restaurant. Kreamy isn’t dead.
• Jin shoots the Russian in the eyeball!
• In the struggle Sun get shot in the stomach. She tells Jin that she’s preggers!!!
• Sayid is swimming at the submarine. Widmores red shirts are taking someone out of the boat. Is it the package? OMFGPOLARBEARWTF?!?!?!?!? ITS DESMOND HUME!!! Is he the package?!?

end.

OMG that was AWESOME!!!!

Not sure I like this format. Think I’d rather watch the show the do a recap. That way it won’t be so long (that’s what she DIDN’T say)

So what are your thoughts? About the show and this format.